One of life’s great tragedies is that the most satisfying hangover breakfast isn't readily available for sale—and that’s a slice of cold pizza (no, we don't mean frozen). If you have cold pizza on hand when you really need it, you were either strategic enough to buy it the night before, bring it home, and save it ... or inebriated enough to just order yourself a whole pizza in the early AMs. But the former means you didn’t have enough fun, and the latter means you had too much. There's only one solution, and that's Cold Pizza Breakfast Truck. We'd dispatch our fleet on weekend mornings (and into the afternoons), and there'd be a tracker app so said trucks wouldn’t be too hard to find in your delicate state. You could, of course, get your slice(s) warmed up, but would you really want that?