It’s expected that you chat with your hair stylist while they work, and some people love this. Not being naturally sociable, this makes us feel anything but relaxed—and the increasing popularity of quiet chairs tells us that we’re not alone. But why single out the introverts? Let’s make an ENTIRE salon where talking is basically outlawed. Enter ASMhaiR, a silent, soothing salon. A calming coiffure. A hypnotic hairdresser. There'd be a separate waiting area where you could discuss your haircut with your stylist. The interior would have white walls, scented candles, ultra-quiet Dyson hair dryers—and talking would be limited to what is necessary and hair-related. Other than that, the only sound would be haircutting, which apparently is itself an ASMR trigger.